Giant Slayer Battle Dachs - T-shirt
Giant Slayer Battle Dachs - T-shirt
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Giant Slayer Battle Dachs
Spin the wheel, face your fate! You could get a +3 enchanted axe, a legendary warhammer, or… a very determined dachshund. This absurd and hilarious design features a Wheel of Fortune-style spinner surrounding a confused-looking giant, with panels filled with vicious weapons — and one tiny, floppy-eared wildcard: the Battle Dachs.
The spinner has stopped, the crowd is silent, and the tiny champion steps forward. Will he do any damage? Probably not. Will he try his best? Absolutely.
- Whimsical fantasy artwork of a “wheel of weapons” surrounding a cartoon-style giant
- Includes battleaxes, swords, and one small but mighty dachshund as the final result
- Text: “Giant Slayer Battle Dachs” in playful heroic font
- Perfect for fans of chaotic humor, underdog energy, and D&D-style randomness
Because in this game, you don’t always get what you want — but sometimes you get a dog with dreams and questionable combat stats. And that’s worth something.
Highest Quality Products
Highest Quality Products
Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
Gildan 64000
- Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
- The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
- All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester
All orders ship in 2-5 business days
All orders ship in 2-5 business days
At Tomes of Virtue, we process all orders within 2-5 business days to ensure your items are crafted to perfection. Once your order is ready, it will be shipped using reliable carriers with the following delivery estimates:
- U.S. Economy Shipping: 4-8 business days
- U.S. Standard Shipping: 2-5 business days
- International Shipping: 10-30 business days
You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships, so you can follow its journey every step of the way.
Please refer to our shipping policy for more details
Designed for adventure lovers
Designed for adventure lovers
At Tomes of Virtue, our creations are crafted by true adventurers at heart. We’re passionate about the world of fantasy and role-playing, and we pour that love into every design we create. From epic quests to legendary battles, our products are inspired by the thrill of the journey and the magic of storytelling.
Whether you're a seasoned dungeon master or a newcomer to the realm of adventure, we design each piece with you in mind. Our gear isn’t just apparel—it’s a symbol of your inner hero, ready to take on whatever challenge lies ahead!
Friendly customer support
Friendly customer support
At Tomes of Virtue, we're here to make your shopping experience as smooth as your favorite spellcasting! Whether you have a question about an order, need help with a product, or just want to chat about your latest adventure, our friendly customer support team is always ready to assist.
We believe in treating every customer like a fellow adventurer, which means you’ll get quick responses, helpful answers, and a touch of the magical service you deserve. Reach out to us at tomesofvirtue@gmail.com — we’ll be happy to guide you on your quest!
GPSR information
GPSR information
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
